wasabi

(wa-sa-BEEEEE) greeting to a stranger to show you think they're hot, without having to say "i think you are hot."
alternative to wassup
(wa-SA-be) greeting to a friend who's looking hot.

out at a bar with friends: "Wasabi, girl/boy"
getting ready to go out: "wasabi, girlfriend"

by sabine95 December 28, 2005

wasabi

A word transformed into slag terms from a japanese sauce

Spencer: Was-up-b?
marcelo: Chillaxin g!

by mike hunt November 6, 2003

wasabi

Culinary equivalent of horseraddish, an explosively spicy Japanese condiment.
It's also the cure for infection by the Medusoid Mycellium (deadly mushrooms), didn't you know? You can find a plethora of the Mycellium in the Gorgonian Grotto (aka the Grim Grotto) if you're like Count Olaf, hoping to use them as a volitile weapon to attempt to conquer all that is good and noble. Beware, they wax and wane by the hour.

Count Olaf: Hahaha you orphan brats, I've poisoned your stupid chef-baby with the Medusoid Mycellium! Now it will die and I will soon get my icky poo poo hands on the Baudelaire fortune!!! (exeunt)

Klaus and Violet: We have no horseraddish to save Sunny! Oh no!

Sunny: *coff* *cofff* Wasabi *coff*
Klaus and Violet: Of course! Wasabi!

by O.o Times Are Tough o.O April 26, 2008

wasabi

A wannabe hardcore style of asking "What is up?"

by Denny Tang February 9, 2003

wasabi

1. Another way of saying what's up to your homies.

2. A way of saying your friends brother is gay.

Your bro is such a wasabi

Yo wasabi, hoes it hangin?

by CrazyCaddy_84 January 4, 2004

wasabi

anything. and everything.

That party was so wasbian.
You look in a very wasabi mood today.
Let's go out and wasabi tonight!

by Pickled Feet November 12, 2007

wasabi

When a chick has such a dirty vagina that it severely burns your dick for weeks.
Or when you have such ruff sex without lube causing burns.

That chick had such a wasabi vagina my dick is still burning after more than a week!

by N Bern November 14, 2012