wank

The act of self masturbation (verb)

Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.

by terriblequiche August 10, 2006

wanked

past tense: slang term for masturbation

1. The boy wanked himself.

by Katrina ((Kitty)) September 27, 2005

wank

the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things.

he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.

Simon - “why did you do that”

Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank”

by prouddaddyof3 April 27, 2023

wanked

what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!

Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.

by hornyhamish February 7, 2018

wanking

The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.

"John wanks dry and likes to cum over his girlfriend when she's sleeping. This is wanking"

"Suzie Turns Her Vibrator Up Full To Achieve Orgasms Quicker, Woman Wanking"

"Thomas and Jack Wank Occassionally Together. Mutual Wanking"

"Wanking Is Fun!"

"I've Been Wanking Since I Was 9"

by Perry12321 January 17, 2008

wank

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.

by Reginald Whattabone October 6, 2003

Wank

Art of jacking off the man meat, giving it a good wholesome rub, massage, squeeze and jerk until you spray your hot sticky man juices over a face, into a mouth, over yourself, your hands, your abs, your pecs, the floor, the walls, and in your car, bedroom, bathroom, shower, bed, garden, and naked or in your jocks, jeans, suit trousers, or speedos.

Bro, you're such a filthy bastard man, taking a wank in your business suit.

by Wind blower July 1, 2016