wankathon

A recreational wanking event with a sustained duration of 8 hours. The 8 hours is selected based on my personal and extensive experience in the matter. This differs from some of the other definitions which indicate a spirit of competition. It is more about masturbation at ease.

Profit is the reigning champion of the Minnesota Wankathon

by Santosh "Jim Profit" George May 5, 2006

wankhammer

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

Wankatron

Minimizing a game and having a wank, then realising when you go back into your game you have killed yourself.

Wankatron

by Leonidas K June 7, 2011

Wankatite

The level of desire to masturbate

You ruined my wankatite!

by wtfumean June 4, 2019

wankathon

A competition to see who, out of a group of people, can wank for longer.

"She'll win the wankathon. She can wank for longer than anyone!"

by t-ball March 25, 2003

wankathon

n. A long wank

"I wanked for a long time. It was almost a wankathon"

by Ads February 13, 2003

wankcats

When somethings to fucking good to describe with any other word.

Man that carrot stick is heaps wankcats i wish i could touch its supple surface.

by iliketotouchit July 19, 2006