Wankers Cramp

The most deadly of all british diseases.

Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"

by copy_zero August 6, 2011

carnforth high wankers

Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...

I hate Carnforth high wankers

by Willysilly432 August 11, 2019

cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Book Wankers

Book wankers.

A Book Wanker refers to a minority of people who read books. Book wanker, is a term to be shouted at the book wanker or wankers to emphasise the point that they are in fact wankers. Book wankers can generally be found at the library, in the park, while travelling or any other quiet area. They are wankers and care about their education and reading books for enjoyment.

1)whats the new kid like?

hes just reads books all day!

hes such a Book Wanker!

2) what are you doing today?

going to the library

what so you can hang around with Book Wankers!

by samali July 22, 2011

wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

by pinkcoconut June 3, 2006

Wankenstein

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.

Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008