Waifu In Real Laifu

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.

Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.

by EverybodysDracula January 7, 2011

Wangulator

A cheese slicer or cheese planer with a metal roller and a wire attached to a handle. It gives straight slices of cheese.

I want a cheese sandwich. Where's the wangulator?

by Prof. Drum July 6, 2009

bare foot waifu

That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.

Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?

by tsuroku October 17, 2017

Your Waifu

It's shit.

Your waifu is shit.

by Beutifuck Man August 3, 2016

waifu

A word weebs use to describe their non-existant girlfriends.

Person 1: A waifu is kinda like my real girlfriend, non-existant.
Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night.
Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.

by a squatting slav September 20, 2018

Wangus Maximus

1) Extremely massive male reproductive organs.

2)Huge meat

I don't like to brag, but the doctor told me I have a rare condition called Wangus Maximus. Want to see?

by sam ward June 15, 2007

wankus interuptus

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014