wandering

When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs*
mike: *snorts/giggles* a creme egg!

ben: haha egg!

mike: omands creek is only 3 miles away, let's make like hobos and go wandering there!

ben: yeah!! *snorts* hobos!

by Miklus April 26, 2006

wanderzone

The area that a child is allowed to wander without supervision.

When I was a child, my wanderzone was a square mile. Now kids can't walk to the end of the block without an adult.

by ninquerinquar July 13, 2007

wandering tips

when a teen boy puts his hands down a girls pants for the first time

“yo dude i totally had wandering tips that night at the party”

by cleanthosepipes May 3, 2019

Wanderion

A person who moves about without a fixed course, aim, or goal. Often refers to someone who enjoys traveling and not staying in one place for very long.

Amy sure is a wanderion these days. She moved to San Francisco from Sedona, within a month!

by wanderion October 7, 2020

wandering.rei

An anime focused content creator on the popular social media platform TikTok (previously known as godhand.rei), his takes are typically misses and he’s British.

“Oi mate it’s chewsday innit.” - wandering.rei

by Baka_Weeb February 12, 2021

wandering gnome

A person who goes over to someone's house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they're in the bathroom, when they're actually pissing in the corner somewhere.

"Hey man...for this party, DON'T invite Russ. The last time he got so shitfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. What a hog!"

by Hyde43 April 9, 2006

wandering vagina

1. The condition resulting from an untreated case of restless vagina syndrome. The vagina, at first restless, becomes so dissatisfied that it wanders in search of more amenable conditions.

2. A small town in Manitoba, Canada.

1. When her boyfriend didn't take it seriously, Jill's RVS developed into raging case of wandering vagina. Thankfully, her condition was easily treated by some deep dicking.

2. I entered Wandering Vagina in the middle of the afternoon on an August day; the heat was unbearable.

by Tukwi April 26, 2010