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Walter the Farting Dog

An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.

The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.
Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.
by Rollo & Biff December 25, 2007
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Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.
I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.
by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017
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Walara

Noun. a chubby or unattractive girl that sends pictures of her skinny friends or other girls to lure men online.
Verb. the act of using pictures of other girl to get online attention
1. I chatted with Tammy for 3 monthes before I found out she was a walara.
2. She suspected Paul would not be interested in her so she pulled a walara
3. She knew her husband was cheating on her so she used all the walara she had to bait him.
by Madisen November 22, 2007
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people of walmart

Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.
People of walmart seem to have no common sense.
by boratfan1 January 1, 2012
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Walmart Rage

The rage one gets from being in a Walmart. Comes from trying to find ways around the fat people who stop in the middle of aisles to talk, kids running around aimlessly, people pulling out unexpectedly into aisles with their carts, long checkout lines, etc.
My Walmart Rage kicked in when the white-trash standing in front of me at the Express Checkout had more than 50 items.
by Jopats January 11, 2008
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Walmart Board

A generic skateboard bought from walmart or any other store for really cheap. Usually breaks or stops working well after a few uses. what a piece of crap.
I bought a walmart board for 20 dollars and in one week the wheels have stopped moving.
by spagget March 25, 2009
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by eichi kissr January 16, 2022
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