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by wallist June 9, 2023

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

Warish

To heal. A word resurrected from obsolescence for Ultimate Victory in the Information War.

I'm building a war chest of medicine with which to warish the world. (War is short for warish.)

by Medicine Owl June 12, 2021

The Walrus Theory

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.

Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

by Henry Litchford April 15, 2012

Walrus Pit

1. Any location where the majority population of potential sexual partners consists of the large, obese, and hirsute (ie: chick/dude has a walrus 'stache).

2. Mysterious destination of character Goose Man in flash animation film Pleasure Island II by Sexual Lobster.

Dude1: Dude, this place is a walrus pit!
Dude2: I know. Sara is hot but her roomies are scary.

Chubby Chaser1: Goldmine!
Chubby Chaser2: Awesome, this place is a walrus pit!

Goose Man: Where is the walrus pit?!!!!!!

by Heptard December 10, 2010

Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Susquehanna walrus

When a woman puts tissue paper in her nose and eats a man's asshole. The tissue paper is used to block the odor

Dianne performed the Susquehanna walrus on Louie for half of a cheese pizza

by Damius Muse July 21, 2021