walloper

A Scots word meaning a penis, usually large and floppy, often used as an insult

I have a huge walloper

I don't like him, he's a walloper

by big hairy walloper August 3, 2006

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

Wallo up

A tactic of waiting until 5:00 PM and walloing up to the table and eating every ounce of left overs in the fridge while watching your programs.

“Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, time to Wallo Up!!”

by Commercestpirate June 26, 2019

wank wallow

That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.

had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim

by seanysean23 January 30, 2015

walloped

A severe ass woopin. A huge event. To get whomped. A motherload.

The boy walloped the bully teaching him a lesson. We got walloped in that last snow storm.

by Jomamma2 January 17, 2010

Walao

what the hell

*Eve spills tea on adam*
Adam: WALAO eh so clumsy!!

by Seaital October 20, 2010