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Walmartinez

Any Walmart located in the Barrio or on the wrong part of town that appears to hire a lot of illegal immigrants. You can usually tell when you walk by their associates and they are speaking Spanish to each other.
Man I can believe i got stuck on the east side of town. Now i will have to shop at this frigging Walmartinez.
by Sgt Ernie Bilko July 12, 2010
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Walmartian

A person of 'Trailer Park' (U.S) or a 'Council House' (U.K)
Lifestyle,
usually inbred,like people who come from towns like
'Fleetwood', Or 'Burnley' in 'Lancashire',U.K,
these 'people' tend to have

mom and dad = gramps and sis heritage.
Walmartian Can be found around the' Freeport' vacinity in 'Fleetwood' Lancs U.K.

smelly,shout-not talk
eg. white,fat-unemployed,can afford cigarettes,not food for the kids
stupid,foul mouthed,ignorant,smell of fish-cheese-farts and piss,

unsuccessfull at prostitution,however
stupendously successfull at catching/spreading Venerial
Desease/breeding.
by Drifter1470 March 8, 2012
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Walmartian

Overweight, quadriplegic or just outright ugly people who dwell at the store named Walmart for excessive amounts of time.
"Oh my, Betsy is quite the Walmartian, isn't she? Rolling around the isles and such.
by dat one guy January 5, 2014
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Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.
When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting
by Creamstar January 31, 2021
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Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.
Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse
by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015
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Walmartian

A person recently hired by Walmart.
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".
Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.

Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.

Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry

Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!
by Arbiter6 April 29, 2007
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Walmarting

Losing connection for more than 5 seconds, then re-entering a party on Xbox Live.
"So-and-so has left the Xbox Live party",
"Oh he soo walmarted."
"So-and-so has joined the Xbox Live party"
"I don't like walmarting."
by The Masked Unknown September 16, 2012
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