Wakeland

School in Frisco filled with thots. Referred to as Fakeland because all the thots have orange spray tans and dye their hair blond

Did you hear about that one girl at the game?
Yeah, you could tell she was from Wakeland

by allthatandabagofchips March 14, 2019

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Godes and Wakeman

It`s the worst relationship out there. No one would want this for anybody. It`s when your girl constantly cheats on you and the guy does not have control or even contact with her.

Kyle: Yo, do you hear about Ryan?
Alex: Yeah, didn`t he hooked up with Carly?
Kyle: Yeah dude, they`re gonna be a Godes and Wakeman.

by Anghel January 17, 2017

negative waves

Someone with a morbid lack of optimism and fixated belief that things will always go wrong.

also known as: NG Waves

"Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change" - Oddball (Kelly's Heroes 1970)

by a loser July 6, 2004

Wake Some Snakes

Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Jimmy Wales

The biggest slave owner in American history.

Jimmy Wales's balls are sweet and free. I like free! My time is free. My life is free. My health is free. My retardation is free.

by aaamerica September 18, 2023

Waleska

She is an amazing independent woman who will take charge and do what she needs to do. She is loving and caring but when you get on her bad side, WATCH OUT. She is friendly and loves kids but feels lonely at times because she never maintains friends for long or just disappears from the world. She can make her self seem important so at times she can be arrogant but other than that she is a great person

Girl: Hey is that a Waleska?
Guy: Yeah but, don't make her mad.

Girl: She walks around like she owns the place but she is not minding what she does.

Guy: I hope she comes over here.
Girl: WHAT!?!?

by Oof-to-the-max- January 27, 2019