Wake-up Bomb 

Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.

When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.

Wake-up Bomb by Leo D Felcher September 10, 2004

Wake Up Hustlers

The precursor to getting the bread. This statement must be proclaimed before any bread is gotten to awake the hustlers, and alert them that bread will soon be gotten. The hustlers must be awoken to get said bread.

1)
This term can be used to alert the hustlers that it is time to rise (wake up), and will soon be time to go to work (to get that bread).

2)
Can also be used in a similar way as marco polo, call and response.

3)
Can also be used to alert the hustlers that some Boonk gang type shit will soon commence and to prepare one self. This term can loosely be used for a plethora of scenarios such as, alerting the hustlers that they will soon commence drinking and Get Lit, it can also mean that they will soon commence boolin so hard that there is a potential to get lost in the sauce.

1)
Ben "Wake up hustlers"
Adam "Is is bread season already?"

2)
Adam "wake up hustlers"
Ben "lets get this bread" *in response*

3)
Adam "wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Jon *runs to sleeping grandmothers door and pretends to kick it in* (because he was alerted by a fellow hustler that the time to get bread had risen and was doing some boonk gang shit) ( which would in turn get him in trouble)

Ben "Wake up hustlers, Lets get this bread"
Adam *grabs bottle of liquor and takes a large pull*

Wake Up Hustlers by Don Soggy September 21, 2018

wake up call 

an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action

The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.

wake up call by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2009

wake up and smell the roses

To appreciate life and the beauty of the world around us. To realize and appreciate what really matters.

"Stop working so much...it's time for you to wake up and smell the roses."

wake up and smell the roses by anon4444 September 11, 2013

Wake Up Sex 

The best sex in the world. Occurs when you and your partner are both sound asleep and then slowly wake up having sex, in the middle of the night.
Its a trip from Dream State to Horny State.
Afterwards you go back to blissful sleep.

John: "What happened last night?"
Peter: "We had Wake Up Sex"
John: "Whats That?"
Peter: "We were asleep in each others arms and then i was half awake and we were already having sex and it was weird 'cause it was like it was a dream but then we realised it was real so we took it to the next level.It was so horny!"

Wake Up Sex by fnky January 25, 2006

Wake up and smell the piss. 

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.

Wake up and smell the piss.

Wake up and smell the piss. by sakura_ja July 26, 2010

wake-up bumpers 

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!

I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.

wake-up bumpers by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015