pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

by wr36 February 6, 2014

cocktail waitress

a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"

by sheeneez August 16, 2008

I'm Not Really A Waitress

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

by winona September 6, 2005

waitron

A unisex term for a restaurant server. Replaces waitress or waiter. First used in Mustache Bill's Diner in N.J. in the early 1970s.

I really like the waitrons at my local diner. They are always greet me kindly and bring my coffee with the menu.

by Mustache Bill January 4, 2014

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Inept Waitress

A term to describe any girl (or guy, for that matter) who brings drama to the table, when CLEARLY you didn't order it.

One of my booty-calls is being such an inept waitress right now. I told that bitch to get it straight... I didn't order any side of drama with my happy meal. Must be that time of the month.

by Bash Masterson June 5, 2009

sky waitress

n: A female flight attendant.

John: "I was on a British Airways flight and the Sky Waitress brought me extra cookies!"

Britney: "Wow! That was really thoughtful!"

John: "Well, ya, considering that we were in a free fall from 30,000 feet."

by warmbrother October 10, 2014