Wake Some Snakes

Looking for trouble; stirring up trouble.

"You look a little bent, rancher. You come to wake some snakes?" -Ben Wade / 3:10 to Yuma

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Waiter Gods

Waiter Gods are the all knowing, unseen entities who control the ebb and flow of the great tip continuum. They are mysterious and unknowable ,but their wrath can be swift, cruel, and could possibly prevent you from makeing rent this month. As their name implies their dominian of power is over Waiters, but also has been know to effect assistant managers and unscrupulous bus boys.
If one whos income is dependant upon tips is themself a bad tipper then the Waiter Gods insure that mere spare change shall be returned to them with increaseing frequency. If the blasphemer does not repent he can expect to get screwed out of nights and weekends too. The Hindu religion refers to this as Karma, but this is naive and underscores the true power of the Waiter Gods.

Paul totally scamed that waitress at Applebee's last night, but the Waiter Gods made sure that the eight top on table 14 left ,like, six bucks.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

Wake Up with the King

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.

Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep

Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.

by John Hold October 8, 2004

Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

by AC603 March 31, 2008

wakeel

Wakeel. Hard worker, good with the lady's. Tall, handsome, brown or black hair, often has only brother and has very good friends.

Wakeel is the real Nigga!!!

by Bra I don't know you June 24, 2017

wake up call

When you've been doing something self destructive for some time (perhaps without realizing it) before something serious happens that forces you to come to terms with what you've been doing and that you need to stop.

Usually involves something medical but can involve anything serious.

He used to eat tons of junk food, stuff with all sorts of sugar, salty snack foods, you name it. It doesn't help that he rarely exercised. He didn't seem to get that even the manufacturers of those foods stress the importance of a balanced diet. His wake up call was a heart attack that almost killed him. Fortunately, he took it seriously and made a lot of changes to his lifestyle.

They used to seem like they had everything. They lived well beyond their means. Most people thought they were rich. It took almost losing their house for them to start opening their eyes and living within their means. It was a real wake up call.

by Optimist with experience April 14, 2009

Wake County

"the 2nd most populated county in North Carolina, behind Mecklenburg county, which contains Charlotte. Wake county is home to Raleigh, Cary and Garner to name a few cities. Great place to live, great place to get into trouble. Basically the most freedom to do what you want in any part of the country. It's similar to a real life Grand Theft Auto. You could become rich or you could be crack and push around shopping carts. Either way, alot of fun. Shopping carts don't have brakes! Rick Ross is an ass pirate. It should be 'alot of drug dealin round me-goin down in WAKE COUNTY.' "

Welcome To Wake County. We got whatever you need, and yo ass will be back.

by pissmonger June 21, 2007