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Waifu Tax

It is the financial expenditures one must undertake in order to prove one's love and admiration for a particular waifu. Such expenditures may consist of sexy body pillows, figures of your Waifu in a bikini, posters of your waifu in a bikini, etc.
Otaku 1: I spent 600 dollars to get a Rias Gremory body pillow, wedding dress figure, and exclusive charachter poster.

Otaku 2: I understand my brother... that's quite the waifu tax you paid.
by Seolis November 30, 2018
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waifu

From the Japanese word ワイフ, a transcription of the word 'wife'. Your personal most attractive female anime/cartoon character. Commonly used by a weeaboo, but also used by people with common sense sometimes.
Male Equivalent: husbando.
Hey, you should check out the Scott Pilgrim comics. Kim Pine is totally my waifu.
by pixikid September 18, 2016
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Waifu In Real Laifu

Terminology for wife/spouse attached to you in a real, legally binding sense, as opposed to anime or manga women you see in Japanese cartoons who aren't real and never will be, however you wish they were. This is why you have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.
Keiko's his Waifu In Real Laifu, seriously, he's a lucky bum.
by EverybodysDracula January 7, 2011
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bare foot waifu

That one cutie that can transform into a fucking dragon, has a chainsaw sword, thinks incest is aye ok, and wears no shoes or socks.
Guy: Dude I married my bare foot waifu the other day.
Etika from the Etika World Network: ...nani?
by tsuroku October 17, 2017
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Your Waifu

It's shit.
Your waifu is shit.
by Beutifuck Man August 3, 2016
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waifu

A word weebs use to describe their non-existant girlfriends.
Person 1: A waifu is kinda like my real girlfriend, non-existant.
Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night.
Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.
by a squatting slav September 20, 2018
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