douche-wagger

What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.

*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**

by H.W January 25, 2009

tally wagger

Penis, Dick, Cock, Slong, Wong, Wang

suck off my tally wagger

by Info June 8, 2003

wienie wagger

A male exhibitionist, flasher.

Darryl commiserated on the hard and difficult life of a wienie wagger...just last night he went into a bar called the "Queen Bee" and flashed his johnson with tragic and traumatic results...how could he have known it was a rough trade gay bar?

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

Gally-wagger

A stupid person, derived from a nickname for a scarecrow in the west country UK.

Rachael fell over nothing yesterday, she's a gally-wagger.

by trustmeimlying April 14, 2017

Snagger Wagger

A broken yersidus that has been transformed into a backpack used to store popersnougers.

"That right there is a Snagger Wagger"

by yersidusmaker12345 June 20, 2023

pussy wagger

A person who fails more often then succeeding.

After getting blocked for the 5th time in basketball, Tyrone was deemed a pussy Wagger by his fellow players.

by Jumbo Tron August 1, 2014

Whilly Wagger

This is the shortening of a catchphrase that was transformed into a meaningless term (as of now) to call someone in any situation. The catchphrase is often said by a character I created called Wago, the catchphrase being "Whilly wagger wag!"

A Whilly Wagger could be an annoying person, a intimidating ambusher who catches you by surprise, a nuthead, a dangerous immortal being, a person who is part of the Whilly Wagger gang, a psychotic killer ball, and a speedy delinquent. That's how I use it anyway.

Example:

Stupid kid: Nightmare is real!!!!
Me: I can't believe that you're so absurdly delusional that you think one of MY cartoon characters is real and is somehow walking despite having no legs!
Stupid kid 2, 3, 4, 5, etcetera: BUT NiGhTmArE iS rEaL aNd YoUr HiM aNd YoU wAnT tO kIlL uS!!!!
Me: You're a Whilly Wagger! You know that? You're a real Whilly waggin' fool!

by WhirlPool Waters November 29, 2022