flint waterslide

It's a rusty trombone that involves explosive diarrhea. Not recommended ever.

Megan and Rob were so drunk she gave him a flint waterslide . The bed sheets were ruined. No more steak and shake.

by Originaljbw July 28, 2017

shark infested waters

gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews”

a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”

b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”

a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”

b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”

by YungGucci August 12, 2021

Wrist Waters on my Neck

When Sega is a wreck.

"Wrist waters on my neck, Sega is a wreck."

by Gaming Fan Rio September 17, 2020

Riley's Wager

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.

Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"

by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011

shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...

Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net

by GR-44 November 5, 2015

Italian Waterslide

The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.

Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide

by Lord of the Tounge December 28, 2010

Juneau Watershed

When you are performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman and her water breaks.

Last night I was going down on Sally and I was hit by a Juneau Watershed - it flushed a contact lens right out of my eye!

by Mr. Make-It-Rain-On-Them-Hoes April 28, 2010