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Wamdanglers

go swing your wamdanglers in someone elses face
by Isis-WC October 12, 2008
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Widman

A taller than average white male, who drives a red jeep, while singing to Alicia Keys.
Widman's are known for cutting their pancakes into shapes like triangles, and eating them in a clockwise motion.
The best way to spot a Widman, is to search random songs on your ipod, and wait to see if you hear a womanly voice start to sing whatever is also playing on the ipod at the current time.
Last but not least, a widman's best physical feature...other than his huge package...are his chubby cheeks.
That man cut's his pancakes like a Widman.

Dude your totally being a widman with my ipod...

Look at that cute little baby, he has widman cheeks!

*Girl 1 to Girl 2:My boyfriend totally pulled a widman!

*Girl 2: Oh my goodness! He bought a jeep and he listens to Alicia Keys now? He is so fine!

*Girl 1:Yeah an he is taken hoochie.
by *CoOlistChickEvr* February 25, 2008
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WAMAN

A Hindu name based on the avtaar of Lord Vishnu = Vamana , often starts with alphabet 'V' .It is a name of Indian origin . A very kind person . He possess high level intellect and is very generous .
by Clark Arthur August 7, 2019
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Waidmannsheil

A hunting term originating in Germany to congratulate a hunter on his success in the field.

Has since been used in England to congratulate a male friend on an achievement, no matter the size or actual significance.
Person 1: Did you score with that bird last night?

Person 2: Yes, I got me some big clitty time!

Person 1: Waidmannsheil!
by yippikia February 27, 2013
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wadang

a true art form. lying to someone's face about something they really care about only to shout WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADANG at the end to make them feel like the stupidest piece of shit to ever walk the earth. there is no limit to creativity here either group whadangs are encouraged
ryers: dude mack can you believe the girl you madeout with last night was a guy?
mack: are you fuckin serious???
ryers: yah dude i found out like an hour after you were all over her
mack: fuck dude thats so gross
ryers: yah man you must be gay
mack: *crying*
ryers: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAADANG
by reyrs November 22, 2004
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Waman

A player that Danny Aaron would marry

Danny dream would be if Waksman and king kazu had a baby
WAMANNNNNNNM
by Foldddman April 1, 2021
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Warman

Warman (also known as WARMAN or W.A.R.M.A.N.) is a fictional character created by 20th century poet - Aidulf Noyes.

Noyes created Warman shortly after meeting a soldier in the trenches of WW2 in France. It is said that Noyes and this unknown soldier were having a hard time surviving the tourment of the trenches and that the soldier went mad. It is then recounted by Noyes that the soldier leaped out of the trench and screamed "WARMAN" while running in a T-line towards the opposing Axis trench. Noyes wrote in his field-journal:

"it was strange, the soldier leaped from the trench and started screaming out "WARMAN!!" while darting directly towards the trench, he was armed with an M1-Garand rifle and held down the trigger while charging alone at them, as if he had an Automatic weapon in his hands! The garand obviously only fired one round at the enemy and entirely missed them as he was flailing the rifle about while running."

Obviously, the soldier was almost instantly shot down by a German sniper emplacement. But the solider attempted to collect his scattered brain matter and continue charging at the trench in his last moments before falling lifelessly onto the battlefield

Noyes was inspired by this act of carelessness and bravery, and decided to lay down in the trench and write the following poem

"Warman

He doesn't give a damn about what he wears.

Warman

And he doesn't give a shit about his God damned hair

Warman

Yeah, terrorism losers, stop your affairs

Warman, Warman.

Fuck Yeah"

Noyes died of AIDS the following week and the poem was passed down as the years went on.

Today, the Warman Legend primarily lives on in the hearts of the Metal Gear Solid 3 fans, who dress the character controlled by the player in the game as Warman. This is as Aidulf Noyes described him in later written poems:

"He wears camouflaged baggy combat pants, with kick-ass boots...and a bandanna...he also wears no shirt, and instead has his suspenders on, keeping his pants on...he is masculine and has the American Flag painted on his face...oh yeah, and he's got an eye-patch"

This image can be created on Big Boss in the 3rd installment of the Metal Gear Solid series, Snake Eater.

Also, like the soldier who Noyes wrote of, Warman must ALWAYS use automatic weaponry, if automatic weaponry is not available by whatever means, warman must pretend that a semi-automatic or even entirely manually-cocked weaponry is indeed automatic weaponry, and the trigger must be held down, as if the gun is fired Automatically...this cannot be stressed enough.

Warman can only run, just like the soldier that Noyes knew. He can also only eat Rats, as they had to in the trenches. He can, also...throw snakes at enemy soldiers because it's something that the soldier probably would've done if possible.
Boyfriend: Baby, shall we play some "warman"?
Girlfriend: Sure, Babe. Get your finger out of my ass and let's hook up the ps2.
by Aidsky Romero January 20, 2008
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