WAD

Weapon of Anal Destruction

"I saw her booty, and my wang became a WAD"

"A lax stick can be a dangerous WAD"

WAD by MeaverHuntingSociety April 22, 2013

WAD

An abbreviation of without a doubt.

John: You want some of my bargain bucket don't you?
Kate: WAD.

WAD by SmokeyBakes April 23, 2010

WAD

To crash, eat shit, and figuratively die after a dangerous/crazy stunt. Usually leading to time spent in casts, wheelchairs, crutches, and/or hospitals for a long period of time. Commonly used by Travis Pastrana and Nitro Circus crew.

"You gonna go for it?"

Travis- "HELL NO!"

Travis- "I'm gonna try and win a medal before I go and wad myself!"

WAD by BA-Delta4000 June 24, 2011

Wad

A big piece of marijuana. Usually the size of the tip of a thumb or equivalent to one gram. Otherwise known as a nug.

Aye lemme get a wad.
20 Dollas a wad nigga.

Wad by KKK-K April 16, 2013

wad

Another word for 'penis'. Commonly used as an insult.

Girl: "Ah I just spilled milk all over the floor'
Boy: "Haha you're such a wad!"

Girl 1: (sarcastically) "Nice skirt"
Girl 2: "Don't be a wad"

Boy: "I cheated on you.."
Girl: "Oh my god you wad!"

wad by maddddie93 October 2, 2009

Wad

A sexy deformed human being with things such as a outtie, deformed ears and no upper lip

Matthew: That girl is such a wad, I want to eat her booty

Wad by popesaproddie February 15, 2017

WAD

Wet ass dick - what women want when she give you the WAP you give her the WAD in return

Person 1 - yo man I gave that chick my WAD she can't get enough of it bro

WAD by The nerdy overlord September 24, 2020