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WWHMJD?

a abbreviation for What Would Heavy Metal Jesus Do? cus you know Jesus played a mean Guiter.
WWHMJD?:::::

Dude 1: Duuuudeee im totally lost on what chords to use!

Dude 2: dude, What Would Heavy Metal Jesus do?

Dude 1: awww your right, man.
by Lucuma September 3, 2009
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WWJD

This famous acronym stands for What Would Jesus Do? A lot of people don't understand this very much. Well, if you are in a heated situation and you don't know what to do, think what Jesus would've done (because whatever he did, it was considered as a righteous action).
Teacher: Did you cheat on the exam?
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr. Smith.
by Rozee March 30, 2004
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WWIJD

Acronym for What would Indiana Jones do? Usually used in tight or otherwise improbable situations.
Person 1: Damn man, there's a atom bomb here!
Person 2: It's ok. WWIJD?
Person 1: Well, he'd hide in a fridge, disappoint millions of fans and slaughter a whole beloved franchise.
by YahtzeeG8 December 1, 2010
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WWJD

Abbreviation of "What would Jesus do?" Intended to serve as a reminder to Christians that Jesus Christ should be the model for their morality. Very popular among people who are too stupid to know the answer to the question.
Jesus would drink beer, watch NASCAR, and own as many shotguns as the law allowed.
by Fmuh January 5, 2005
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WWJD

Acronym for the popular phrase "Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts."
People often display thier doughnut pride by wearing WWJD bracelets.
by Ahzriell November 8, 2002
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WWRJD

What Would Republican Jesus Do?
If you see a poor person on the street and they ask for a bit of change, ask yourself "WWRJD?"
by Lauren E. October 3, 2006
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WWMFD

What Would Milton Friedman Do
Obama: Should I bail out these banks?
Rahm Emmanuel: I dunno man, WWMFD? Fuck shit cunt
by IKillSocialists July 15, 2010
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