Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 23, 2024
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024
A device that turns wood into wood chips. It is also one of the most painful and brutal ways to die.
Example 1:
"Man, I really wish I had some wood chips."
"Well guess what, I have a Woodchipper, so you can have some wood chips!"
Example 2:
"Yo did you just see on the news that a guy fell into a Woodchipper?"
"No I have not."
"Well, don't look at the aftermath images!
*Person2 ignores what he said and looks it up*
"Oh god! What the hell is that!"
"I told you not to search it up!"
"Man, I really wish I had some wood chips."
"Well guess what, I have a Woodchipper, so you can have some wood chips!"
Example 2:
"Yo did you just see on the news that a guy fell into a Woodchipper?"
"No I have not."
"Well, don't look at the aftermath images!
*Person2 ignores what he said and looks it up*
"Oh god! What the hell is that!"
"I told you not to search it up!"
by MyHamsterAteARock July 26, 2021
by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019
The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties
I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.
by Nerul July 11, 2008
by Badgertexas December 26, 2020