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German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024
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woodchipper

something you toss pedos and zoos into
Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go
by thherhe April 6, 2025
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Woodchipper

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.
When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.
by Mycrofft February 2, 2025
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Woodchipper

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.
Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper
by Janeybjunes November 2, 2014
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 22, 2024
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Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
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