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wolfe cookie

The small cookie shaped piece of feces that inevitable exits the anus of a person whom has just been wolfbagged.
I was wolfbagging Suzy but as soon as i stuck my fingers in her mouth my dick shot out along with a dime sized wolfe cookie, so i did it again until she got it right.
by big_dang_noodle May 17, 2006
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Wolfe Cookies

When a man has large hair areolas
Bob spilled a drink on his wife beater and you could see his wolfe cookies for the rest of the day
by N0wY4Kn0w April 11, 2019
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wolfe middle school

this school is so ghetto omfg everybody here is so poor they where paper bags to school and don’t even get me started on the food they have the same cardboard chicken every day like omg and these band kids bro i know like 37 kids named aiden in band
by ganyuss October 16, 2021
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wolfe county, KY

Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.

what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.

if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”
by bull/shit May 9, 2023
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Wolfe Pie

An underground sandwich at Potbelly Sandwich Works that contains turkey, salami, bacon, a mix of cheddar and swish cheese.
Yeah, the clubby is good at Potbelly, but have you tried the Wolfe Pie. It's delightful!
by Wolfe Pie January 18, 2025
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Desmond Wolfe

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.
Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.
by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010
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David Wolfe

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.
ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."
by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013
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