with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

With your... Looking ass

A phrase that is often used when insulting another person

With your... Looking ass
1. With your to old for the Mickey Mouse Club looking ass.
2. With your KFC brand cologne looking ass.
3. With your standing on the roller coaster looking ass.
4. With your more room for activities looking ass.
5. With your I've been stuck on this level for twenty days looking ass.

by BigPasty March 15, 2011

with a grain of pepper

Taking shit seriously.

Yo. I mean it with a grain of pepper

by TheRealestRealDictionary June 13, 2019

With the quickness

To hurry up to be somewhere or do something fast.

I gotta stop and get cigs then i'll be there with the quickness.

by jagerbunny May 17, 2009

with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

With all due respect

A term that is used to diffuse the impact of an insult. This has been used, albeit to poor effect, in parliament.

Paul Gogarty, a member of Ireland's Green Party, unloaded some fairly colourful language on Labour Party member Emmet Stagg during a debate using this term.

"With all due respect and in the most unparliamentary language, f**k you Deputy Stagg, f**k you, ". He then added, "I apologize now for my use of unparliamentary language."

by PMcP April 14, 2010

With my dick and knife

It's an old french saying, in french society yougsters were given a knife around the age of 15, even among the poorest families.
So, even if you were broke and had nothing, you still had a dick and knife.
By derivation, used to describe anybody trying to perform an action empty-handed despite some equipement was required.

_Yo pimp, how are you gonna torque this screw ?

_Dunno.

_You just came with your dick and knife right ?

_Yeah man

by Titank February 7, 2005