winnernet

an version of the internet which anybody who has ever commented on a youtube video cannot access.

in other words, a series of tubes which are clogged for anyone who doesn't deserve to squirm through them.

man, i wish the winnernet actually existed!1!

by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

sore winner

A sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even participating.

Ali was a sore winner when he sang "We Are The Champions" after winning the NCAA Bracket.

by Jeremy Hubert April 6, 2005

mrs winners

an excellent place to get a meal in the southern states. not as good as popeyes, but better than kfc.

hey whats going on with ya? i remember back in 2004, it only cost 1.99 for a 2 piece meal(wing, leg, biscuit, 2 sides), at mrs winners, why they gotta jack the price up?

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

Winnals

When you love Charlie so much

Winnals where are you?
Im with Charlie as I Love her!

by TEMMMPPPZZZ June 16, 2011

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

I R Teh Winrar

When you want to congratulate yourself on a job well done and don't mind sounding like a geeky dumbass.

Don't let anyone tell you you're using it wrong, it's not some computer-y thing, it's a statement of your coolness.

Plus it rhymes.

"I just put my pants on the right way, I R Teh Winrar!"

by KittyButt September 29, 2009