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Mrs.Wharton

The coolest art teacher ever.💯💯
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backdoor whartonite

A student at the University of Pennsylvania who transfers into the university's Wharton School of Business after a year at another of the schools, most typically the undergraduate College. Wharton expects a first-year GPA of 3.7 to allow transfer. A student often does this because it is seen as easier to accomplish than to be admitted to Wharton straight out of high school. Wharton has higher SAT and GPA expectations for students than Penn's other schools - the College, Nursing, Engineering, etc.
"Hey Mark, why are you taking such bullshit classes your first semester at Penn?"
"Shh, I'm trying to be a backdoor Whartonite. That's why I'm taking Sociology 001, a writing seminar, American Music History, and Intro to Japanese Culture."
by Moggraider April 15, 2008
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Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Whartonite

Someone that is attending, or is an alumnus of the prestigious Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania. The term can be used to describe both undergrads and MBA students and alumni.
That's a power couple if I ever saw one. She made partner at a top consulting firm in 5 years flat, and he runs the biggest hedge fund in the business. It's not surprising to learn that they're both Whartonites.
by koolducati February 6, 2007
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Whorton

A large, lovable whore. Stemmed from the root 'Horton' from 'Horton Hears a Who.'
Look at that whorton blubbering about her last boyfriend!
by thisisforyoujojo October 19, 2009
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Wiarton

A small tourist community located on the Bruce Peninsula in South Western Ontario. Known for Wiarton Willie, the weather-predicting groundhog. Wiarton is also home to the annual Wiarton Wille festival, beautiful scenery, and friendly residents.
"I'm spending the weekend at my cottage in Wiarton."

"Sounds great, I hear that area is beautiful!"
by mraldz January 14, 2013
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Wiarton

A small town in Grey Bruce, its known for an albino groundhog.

The streets are littered with trash and aborted kids.
Wiarton is synonymous with skooter-fags, as that is its predominant export.
Wiarton can be summarized by a pothead standing outside of timmies, prostituting themselves, while their kid goes scootering into traffic.
by Liam The Truth Speaker November 2, 2017
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