whale

A fat or obese lady, often seen in wal-mart yelling at her kids. Porr kids!!!
Also see free willie.

Mom I went to wal-mart, but I couldn't get those socks cuz it was full of whales.

by isla September 02, 2004

whale

New England slang for beating someone up. To punch, or beat on.

"After Matty whaled on that kid he hopped on his bike and booked outta here."

by dvsjr December 16, 2007

Whales

The real bombers of Hiroshima.

Fuck you whales!

by chicken and cow November 01, 2009

whale

the love of your life. a person you have so much emotion for that it is bigger than a whale. a person you have an infinitely large amount of love for or towards. a person you love so much it makes the size of a whale insignificant. usually this type of person is very sexy and attractive, has gorgeous eyes, and are very funny, and should have alot in common with you.

i love my whale.
i love you as much as a whale.
my boyfriend is such a whale.

by meggieann April 12, 2009

Whale

the whale is located in the middle of the blunt... it is the biggest part in the blunt that surprises the hell out of you when you take a pull.

Whale

by expert25 August 07, 2009

whaling

A competetition whereby two or more people go out with the purpose of sleeping with the fattest possible members of the opposite sex. The one with the highest weight total wins and multiple copulations count towards the total value.

Des Moines, Iowa is a great spot for whaling. Me and bob went out and I bagged a 350 pounder!

by Sean S. December 09, 2003

Whale

You.

Person 1: Whale
Person 2: Yes.

by skoooping May 08, 2017