Tricked Out Welt

To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.

Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!

by Merch™ July 15, 2004

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 04, 2006

Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.

Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.

Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt

by Thing07 May 28, 2009

welte

Big dick swinging, muscle flexing, god like warrior sent from the heavens to destroy all those who oppose him.

The man who crossed welte ended up eating soup the rest of his life.

by John Hancock-Jefferson September 23, 2020

Welting

The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!

by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024

Welting

The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!

by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024

Welting

The sexual act of transferring one’s tonsil stones into the preferably long foreskin of the receiver during intense oral sex. These tonsil stones if left alone to ferment under said foreskin will generate a significant amount of smegma that commonly carries a very intense and fowl aroma.

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i can’t wait for it to start to ferment.

by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024