wed

to gain 40 lbs through complacency and disinterest.

I wed my longtime girlfriend and I have never been happier.

by peter perroni September 5, 2008

Pre-Wed

An individual whose sole purpose for attending college is to get married. It is not uncommon for pre-wed students to enter college as pre-med students. Pre-Wed students are commonly referred to as psychology majors.

Damn, I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I guess it's time to switch to a pre-wed major.

by OKwords946 August 5, 2017

Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.

"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"

by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

by Amalja May 26, 2011

Monkey's Wedding

When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.

A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.

by Yates Fan 4 Life August 20, 2011

tennessee wedding

The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding

You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.

by Fez and southern lover February 18, 2020

shotgun wedding

where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy

looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two

by brian o carroll March 31, 2003