warped

When you are using Cloudflare WARP service and literally nothing works.

Sorry, got warped
Fucking warped
It's a great day when you start work and get immediately warped

by hiptothehop September 26, 2022

Warped

A discord server filled with degenerates, neo-nazis and pedophiles, united with the sole purpose of shitposting, and in some rare cases, shitstreaming

Faulcron: Never join warped

by Faulcron June 18, 2023

Warped Tour Bodysuit

When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.

Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"

by TattooedHooligan December 16, 2011

warped tour

an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.

- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES

by Kate S September 27, 2005

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 5, 2005

Warped Tour

An amazing concert where you can see lot's of great music and meet cool people. It's basically an all day sweat fest. Go to Warped and it will be your best day ever guaranteed.

Warped Tour is amazing. All you narrow minded people who think hard core punk is the only kind of music in the world need to put up or shut up. Cuz there is lot's of great music at Warped every year.

by speshul k August 12, 2007

warped whore

A girl who constantly announces her desire to go to the Warped Tour. If said girl has already gone to Warped, she will post 3,000+ pictures of herself and various bands on her Facebook and/or MySpace.

A warped whore is generally 15 and under, and usually about 5'2" with a big mouth and "punk rawk" clothes from Hot Topic.

Alyse is the biggest warped whore I've ever met.

Man, did you see those skanky warped whores?

by zoeyainthowuspellit July 18, 2009