Water bottle rape

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.

1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016

Canal Water

Menstrual flow.

When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"

by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015

waderobson

Liar.

The worse of the worse kind. A back stabbing fool .

"Oh you are such a waderobson"

by 123shout April 2, 2019

Night water

The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.

“Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”

by guitarsandroses November 9, 2019

Water Sheringham

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

by arseblog July 31, 2009

Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

Grey water

It is basically piss and shet mixed together .

What is this? Ugh it stank. Oh, it’s grey water, it’s basically piss and shet . I am just telling you.

by Jazzy asthmatic asthetic October 2, 2019