Walrus

The person with a wet mouth that passes the blunt with a moist tip

*gets blunt*
"Ay! Who was the walrus who got the blunt all clammy man!"

by Ayo December 30, 2014

Walrus

To steal rushing touchdowns in football, usually associated with Goal line backs.

A)LenDale White rushed for 10 yards on 9 carries, Walrusing two touchdowns from Chris Johnson.

B)Tim Tebow sets up to pass, fakes, and takes off Walrusing his way for a touchdown

by TABHerek January 8, 2009

Walrus

A treacherous species inhabiting southwest Florida's beaches. One of east Naples finest specimens. Can be seen roasting the glass cock before migrating to safer waters.

The Man...The Myth...The Walrus.

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Walrus

used to describe a stupid,fat,ugly,pampered person. Who constantly whines,cribs,bitches,complains,cries,eats.

*stupid,fat,ugly,pampered person walks into a bar*

dude number1- Whoa look at that

dude number2-haha whatta fuckin Walrus.

by return to serenity May 8, 2010

walrus

An older gentleman using the online children's game 'Club Penguin' as a playground to find little unsuspecting kiddies to drag back to his 'ice-dungeon' (usually an upside-down couch with a thawing bag of frozen peas)

"My little brother is being swallowed into a world of walri"

"A walrus was hitting on me today. How did I know? Well it became a little late..."

by herman.fritz December 4, 2009

walrus

a socialy awkward kid who has a long nose Who nobody likes, but stills fallows the group and tryies to invite him self every where, the walrus is also to scared to eat by him self.

that kid is a walrus ahr ahr ahr

by Albert hall man March 2, 2008

Walrus

Walrus is the crunkest cereal in da hood, some think of it as a narcotic due to it's addictive flavor and the fact that its main consumers are crackheads. Like most ghetto-ass products, Walrus comes in a huge plastic bag, Fuck boxes. Walrus can be eaten with cereal, by hand, snorted, or injected. When you refer to Walrus, be sure to just say Walrus, no extras. You can find Walrus in your local Brookshires grocery store marked "Cocoa Crisprice."

P.S.- Walrus is strictly for ballas and crackheads, so if you is a weak ass nigga, this shit will fuck you up.

John: Hey man what are you eating? is that cereal?
Crackhead: NAW NIGGA IM ON THAT WALRUS!!!

by Walrus Lover May 15, 2008