Awesome Wallpapers

A Twitter account with over 200k followers as of October 2021, posts weird and funny wallpapers that really spice up your Phone or PC.

Those are some awesome wallpapers did you get them from the awesome wallpapers account?

by fatpork October 21, 2021

Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017

wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

wallpaper boyfriend

When an individual has been talking to a guy or has a crush on a guy and makes their wallpaper a picture of them together.

OMG, Alyssa! Carter is your wallpaper boyfriend? ! Maybe he will ask you to be his real girlfriend some day...

by Have Another on Yacht Claire April 21, 2016

Wallpaper-chick

Aka Wallie A background chick, she makes the room look nice, she has potential but she is too shy, and intimidated to be her cool self around people whilst a Chanderlier-chick takes the show , she is confident and takes the spotlight effortlessly.

A Wallpaper-chick is #MordenFamily Alex is a Wallpaper-chick Haley is a "blonde" Chanderlier-chick lol

by ladonnarey March 13, 2015

Floral Wallpaper

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.

"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"

by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017

yellow wallpaper

verb: used to describe a covert escape from an awkward or uncomfortable situation in a crowded room. If one sticks close to the wall, one can avoid being seen by creepers in aforementioned room, especially by crawling around the perimeter of the room. Inspired by Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story.

Tory and Becky yellow wallpapered it out of the bar to escape from the guys creeping on them. Once out they exclaimed, "We've got out at last!"

by mama's makin gnocchi February 25, 2012