Clean Walks

Nice ass shoes, usually refering to sneakers.

"Look at them clean walks. I hella want a pair."

by Linnea Snyderman December 13, 2006

National fuck everything that walks day

On the day of April 12th, it's National fuck everything that walks day. Taken or not, be prepared to be fucked or get fucking.

"Alright class, today is National fuck everything that walks day, time to do your laps".

by VaskoKnows May 25, 2018

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

e-walks in on

When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.

After an unsuccessful night with the ladies, John Everyman is just about to release some pressure when his buddy e-walks in on him by sending an IM which forces John to type back one handed.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

as the jay walks

Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.

eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.

Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.

by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018

Money talks, bullshit walks

The well-off aren't accountable for their actions in society. You can get away with murder as long as you grease the right palms.

"Weren't they covered by our insurance policy?"
"Yeah, that doesn't mean we're paying out."
"They're gonna sue the pants off us. It could turn into an ugly class-action."
"No problem. Money talks, bullshit walks. At the end of the day we'll pay less to make it go away in court."

by fkncnt January 20, 2014

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003