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A cover for sex when you don't want someone else to know.
Guy 1: Dude I'm goin to wal mart tonight
Guy 2: Hell yeah me too
Girl: What do you guys need at wal mart?
by R.S.T.M February 14, 2008
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an evil world wide retail empire that treats their employees like shit. its alot more subtle than the old factory when your boss would swear at you. most anything you buy there will fall apart sooner than later. or it is shit quality to begin with. what do you expect from young chinese women who work 70+ hours a week and are confined to a prison like dormitory in mainland china mega sweatshops.

i use to go to walmart cause i am an insomniac and to look at all the college pussy shopping and fucking around in the big box shit hole(wal mart). but for the past year of so my penis is stuck in the 6 oclock position. i lost my libido, probably due to a long period of stress and the result being depression. now i am an emotional invalid on ssi.
i bought the toshiba sattelite special xmas laptop for 400usd + a 50 dollar extra warranty. i noticed on the first day i tried it out, video was choppy or bad quality even though i have broadband shared with my landlord upstairs. it crashes alot. it can manage some 3d but it just crashes on most 3d programs. the keyboard is already falling apart. it freezes up alot. the graphics card is a mystery because they act like your too stupid to know that that is the most important part of a computer today. you can have all the ram up your ass, and all the hard drive and all the processing speed in the world, and a super fast connection, but if you have shit for a graphics card you got a circa 1990's machine(i.e. pc)as far as graphic and video are concerned. so i'm fucking told.
i think wal mart and toshiba got together and took the graphics card out and sold this last years model for 389 usd to screw the buyer and make profit on something worth less than what third world children get on that ugly green thing. although the crank dynamo is very smart:free electricity via human effort. in australia, or wherever, they have a pull chord like on dolls that talk or like an old lawnmower. this is an even more efficient way or producing human made electricity. just pull and the fly wheel just multiplies your effort many times.

reader: hasus christos you dumb fuck why didn't you bring it back if you knew it was shit in the firs couple days. i mean wal fart gives you 15 days you moron.

me: yeah, i know all that. like i said i am an emotional invalid and holidays were really fucking, like suicidal. i overused my klonopin(in the valium family of drugs) and my fucking idiot doctor(i.e.psychiatrist) almost didn't write me a refill. benzo withdrawal is worse than opiate detox. i was almost in a world of shit on top of the world of shit i am already in.

so now its a month and a half later and i guess sooner or later i'll call their warranty guy who they say are contracted out and come to your house. ahhh thats nice and convenient for me, but chances are the kid probably knows shit about computers just like, me and is ordered by wal fart to say: can't be fixed.
by emotional_invalid January 26, 2009
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1. A vast sucking morass of evil and tyranny. 2. The height and epitome of collective corporate sociopathy and amorality. 3. The gate to hell as it is characterized by all three major Abrahamic world religions. 4. Shopping there precludes to possibility of being reincarnated as anything but a cockroach for the next 2 million years.
by aliceandthecat July 31, 2011
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1. The root of all evil masked by a cute little smiley face that is really only after the little bit of money you have.

2. The shopping center for all people who (a) Think Faded Glory is a nice brand when what it does to your clothes is IN ITS NAME and (b) have food stamps and fill up the lines on the 1st of every month

3. Home to creepy homeless people who walk around the store at late hours
1. Wal Mart: slashing prices, slashing away small businesses, and slashing your economy!

2. Person 1: Jeez, why is it so crowded at Wal Mart tonight?

Person 2: First of the month! Food stamp time!

3. Homless man: Hey kid want some candy?
by ChickaBoomRock November 24, 2010
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Wal mart is the BOMB!!! Ghetto faboulus style is always in

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by A true gangsta March 13, 2003
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We're going to Walmart to get some reel bitches, the bitches here are wack-ass.
by I Love Jews May 11, 2003
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A place where the real players go, and none of the rich boy preppy bitches go because they to stuck up and shop at places like the gap and abercrombie
"why don't you stop living your life like it matters what kind of clothes people see you in you scared bitch"
by gay 4 you April 7, 2003
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