Volcanic Diarrhea

The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.

Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.

by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010

Volcano cum

To cum a large amount in a projectile fashion, straight in the air.

Derek: Yo did you murder that poon last night?
Peter: You bet your ass I did. I volcano cummed everywhere!
Derek: Dude sick!!

by HDMImurcielago April 14, 2014

Volcanicus

Combined form of the Dinobots seen in TFPOTP. Literally a big, brainless good-guy brute.

Ayo! It's Volcanicus Vs. Predaking!

by Iaconus May 30, 2021

Mud Volcano

(n) A sex act which involves someone with diarrhea engaging in receptive anal sex. The removal of erect penis causes a rocket of liquid feces to stream out of the person's asshole. Considered VERY gay in Trinidad.

Roger: What's the number of a good carpet cleaning service?

David: Why?

Roger: I gave this girl a mud volcano last night and there is shit everywhere!

Selfish Michael: Gross!

by Room'd July 5, 2011

Voltagious

Something that is positive, normally used as an indication that something is cool or sexually attractive. Also used as a way of describing computer software, but that's rare.

Those shoes are totally voltagious.

by Ella D September 18, 2008

Volkan

A name in Turkish that means Volcano, this name is mainly used for big boys with bigger balls to do something. They are a rare specimen that the name sounds like a game of thrones character

Damn look at that Volkan

by Volkan destroyer of worlds October 13, 2019

Volcano Strat

When you go in the corner of a room, butt-naked, and lean against it upside-down with your ass against the wall and your back curled against the floor. You then proceed to masturbate, and when you ejaculate, you shoot it into the air in a similar fashion as a volcanic eruption, sometimes into one's own mouth.

Aye man, just hit that Volcano Strat, feeling good.

by ektooo October 28, 2019