Valley Voicemail

a Valley VM is that awkward start of a voice message when the person you had calls is simultaneously calling you.

Hey Jenny, just calling to see if you wanted to <beep> oh that's you calling on the other line, I just left you a "valley voicemail".

by Leuk O'Dont June 1, 2010

call your voicemail

Phrase used when someone who lives in an area with crappy ass phone service (like Criket Wireless) needs to call their voicemail and stay on the line for about 10-12 seconds for them to receive any text messages that they have not yet received.

guy 1: "Hey man did you get my message?"
guy 2: "No i havent got anything."
guy 1: "wait dont you have criket?, man call your voicemail!"

by Carlos3609 January 28, 2011

voicemail

The only way someone who doesn't text and I don't know will have any means of contacting me via phone.

If it's important, they'll leave a voicemail.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

Third-Ring-Voicemail

A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.

Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.

by Bintang760 March 24, 2011

VOICEMAIL BOMB

An application and/or transmission left on a voicemail that causes problems with that smartphone. A targeted application via voicemail.

An unknown caller leaves a voice message and you retrieve it from your smartphone. There is no real message to understand, you think it was probably a wrong number. You instinctively delete it. However, did the message just install a VoiceMail Bomb? This could be a program, virus, or something else on the device.

by RICARDO SIMPSON II January 19, 2008

Engaged to be voicemailed

The act of being in conversation as if being married to one's phone when given a ring

Although she have him a ring, he was engaged to be voicemailed.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010