vocal motion

A small "selective" musical group/cult. They sing,dance, and gyrate on stage. Long rehersals means long nights and VM sleepovers.Which basically means sex,drinking,and boardgames! Represented by the colors black and gold, and led by a hairy italian man who spends his days sweating and taking care of his lovely children. If you are lucky enough the sweaty guy may even make you some spaghetti, that is if you mow his lawn or babysit the kids. This group has claimed to get you a full scholarship to college, yet this theory has yet to be proven. Most students graduate out of this program to go to community colleges or the drive-thru at a burger joint. Claims to be recognized for excellence all over the country. This too is yet to be proven..

Doc:"Everyone wants to be in Vocal Motion, and if they say they dont, then they are lying!Everyone hates us until they get in and lose all their friends and babysit my kids.Then you get spaghetti and long days with me, and that my friends, is a good life."

by Mostaza October 23, 2006

Vocal Slayage

When someone delivers an insane high note that metaphorically slays your ears.

Yuju really had unbelievable vocal slayage.

by RSCSnopes April 15, 2021

vocal run

The movement/flexibility of the larynx which enables the voice to hit individual notes at a fast speed.

Many gospel, soul, pop, and R&B artists apply vocal runs in their songs as means of enhancing their overall sound.... or showing off.

Tori Kelly, Jill Scott, Mariah Carey, Jessie J, and Natalie Weiss do vocal runs perfectly and are great examples of female artists who apply vocal runs to their songs.

Male artists such as Stevie Wonder, R. Kelly, Avery Wilson, and Luke Edgemon do vocal runs perfectly as well.

Tori Kelly's vocal runs are SO PERFECT.

by K.a.t.a.n.a March 31, 2017

Vocal Constipation

Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.

1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!

by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010

vocal olympics

Where a singer shows off by unnecessarily singing runs up and down. A style popularized by American Idol.

Did you hear that bastardized version of the national anthem sung at the game last night? She was doing vocal olympics!

by Phattiness January 31, 2014

Vocal Yokle maneuver

When a high status & otherwise vocally articulate person deliberately speaks in very plain, simple, folksy, or uneducated language.

Often used by politicians, super rich, or other high status people when they want to see close to a lower status audience

Look at that fancy lawyer pulling the vocal yokle maneuver by speaking in super simple words to the jury as if he's not fancy, rich, & overeducated

by Human Peacocking May 10, 2023

vocal coach

(n.) one who teaches how to use their vocal cords for singing and melody
(n.) a singing teacher

To prepair for my latest concert, my vocal coach gave me tips on how to reach higher notes.
My vocal coach is my former music teacher from high school.
I often wonder why I became the celebrity and my vocal coach didn't.
Me: I want to be able to sing louder, can you help me?
Vocal Couch: Absolutely! Now, have you tried bringing your voice to the front of your mouth instead of the back of you throat?...

by Blastoistion December 30, 2014