Vlad

Stupid has a small penis and is is dumb not attracting

that is vlad ugh

by EmporerPenguin December 14, 2018

Vlad

A vlad is a slang term for the meaning of the word 'vagina' and can be used in any since of crude-humard jokes involving a vagina.

I had so much fun eating out my girl friend's vlad!

by suidizzo May 31, 2010

Vlads

a person who has alot of pussy, is good with woman and is strong!!!every woman loves him.

"yours so hansome Vlads"
"i love you too"

by prodictionary February 26, 2015

Vladding

The insane ability to ride the beat with insane lyrics.

He killed that freestyle....he was vladding on the beat.

by Juice06 June 26, 2018

The Vlad

A sexual act that includes running into the room without a shirt, screaming in Russian, and the fucking of a bear.

"Last night was crazy, I finally tried The Vlad, and boy did the bear enjoy it."

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017

The Vlad

When you go down on a girl for two straight hours.

Ronny: Yo, you smash last night?
Cris: Nah, I gave her The Vlad instead.
Ronny: The what?
Cris: The Vlad, it's when you go down on a girl for two straight hours.
Ronny: Shit... Yo, you brush your teeth today?
Cris: Ofcourse?
Ronny: Go brush them again bruh...

by Solus00 March 21, 2016

vlad

Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler

by Wednesday December 17, 2004