Scouse vindaloo

The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.

It could be used as a code that nobody understands for example Instead or asking to leave a party early to shag the wife you say

“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”

by BuxtonLAD March 19, 2019

Vindapoo curry

Vindapoo curry is a sloppy shit that stings your bum when it comes out,also the colour of it is like a curry.You can get it from a stomach bug or a chili not just a vindaloo.Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

Don't go in the toilet for about an hour i just done a vindapoo curry in there and it stinks like all hell.

by Ragnar Loddbrok November 2, 2016

Vindalooed

Massive belly disruption.

Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.

Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.

Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.

by daverpdx May 12, 2007

Vindaloovians

A word from the T.V. show Red Dwarf. Used as an alien species with one eye that never blinks. Used in some episode of the series when they were attacked by Rogue Robots. A completely made up species. Also named after a type of curry.

I am Tarkadol, ambassdor of the great Vindaloovian empire.

by Lord_Oknek April 16, 2005

Vindaloofollowthrough

Farting after eating a vindaloo and following through (crap yourself)

"I had a vindaloo last night and had a vindaloofollowthrough"

by Chickenpie May 26, 2013

vindapoo

Contraction of the words vindaloo (a popular Indian curry) and poo (excrement). The faeces of a particularly liquified consistency resulting from the consumption of a vindaloo curry. Often associated with anal burning.

Enjoy the curry last night mate?

Aye, but I had a vindapoo this morning and arse is on fire.

by acla June 11, 2006

Vindaloophoria

The ecstatic response some people experience upon consuming foods containing hot peppers, such as the popular Indian dishes known as vindaloos. The phenomenon of Vindaloophoria may be explained a chemical compound in the hot peppers that resembles an endorphin or, alternatively, by the food being so deliciously spicy.

Neko avoids the salsa verde so as not to induce bouts of vindaloophoria in which she runs around the restaurant waving her arms and cackling.

by Mkitten May 25, 2014