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Vin diesel 

The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.
Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?
Vin diesel by Girl Critic April 13, 2005

Vin diesel 

Vin diesel by cmdrmonkey September 5, 2003

Vin diesel 

Sexy and Gorgeous stud who can kick the above persons ass.
Vin diesel by vins chicklette September 1, 2003

Vin diesel 

One who's head looks like a grapefruit, with a slightly smaller grapefruit for a nose.
Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.

Dude, there's a vin diesel here, we should leave
Vin diesel by scott douglas December 5, 2003

Vin Diesel 

Variation: Vin, Yum
Adjective: An extremely buff male.
1.
a. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent: ‘He’s a bit Vin Diesel’
b. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance:
2. Informal. Wonderful; delightful. Sexy. Suave. Brilliant. Gorgeous
Unfortunately the term Vin Diesel is often misused by men who aren’t themselves considered to be ‘Vins’ who can become extremely bitter and twisted. ‘Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.’
Correct usage: 'I cant beleive how Vin that guy is, go ask his number!'
Vin Diesel by Pinkeyegirl March 17, 2005

Vin diesel 

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack
The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!
Vin diesel by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003