Off to see the Vicar

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.

'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'

by Fishcat January 12, 2012

More tea Vicar

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.

Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

v - v - v - vicar

a response to any phrase or word that can have a secondary meaning, usually sexual in nature.

Music Director to choir: It's important, while singing, that we all look at each other's parts.

V - V - V - VICAR.

by vicarsdaughter August 30, 2008

vicare

Badass, strong attitude, intelligently stealthy, and deceitful

Liam ness on is vicare in every movie he has been in.

by toooddddd peterson April 29, 2014

vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them

woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts

by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 25, 2009

word with the vicar

It means you are having a poo.. taking a dump..

I'll be right back.. I'm just going to have a word with the vicar..

by Hitchmiester February 27, 2015