dirty venezuela

Noun

A simple nut; the most basic cumshot you could imagine.

"I gave that girl a dirty venezuela"
"Dude, that's it?"

by TruthfulMeaning December 8, 2017

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch

Do you have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

by Davestator May 31, 2016

Venezuelan shit tunnel

When two men are having alternate anal intercourse with a woman and one man takes the fecal residue from his penis and covers the other man's penis with it before he engages the anus.

Tammy was hoping to experience her first Venezuelan shit tunnel while on holiday in Thailand.

by Rmitz April 6, 2017

Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts February 4, 2017

venezuelasplaining

When an Ignorant Liberal American that has never been in Venezuela or lived in a Socialist Regimen tries to explain to Venezuelans what is going on in their country and why Socialism is good and why it did not work this time.

Venezuelan: we want democracy and a new government to regain our freedom.

American Liberal in Facebook: U.S trying to accomplish a coup d'état in Venezuela, when I’m fact Maduro is the legitimate president and Socialims is good for the poor people of Venezuela and CentralAmerica

Venezuelan: oh please stop Venezuelasplaining. Oh by the way Venezuelan is in South America

by sauce100 January 27, 2019

venezuelan ass kicking

usually involves rapidly traveling lead

you mess with a Venezuelan you just might get venezuelan ass kicking

by daddy354465 March 9, 2009

venezuelan steamer

Is when a large group of men and women convene in a pool and defocate uncontrollably.

Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.

Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.

by ThunderHobbit January 22, 2014