velma

Verb- To search for your glasses on hands and knees.

1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.

by Andy September 14, 2004

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give her a velma

in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.

note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.

she suggested i give her a velma, so i did.

by eyeyeyeye89 April 13, 2009

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Velma

A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.

Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!

by plokiju August 16, 2003

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the velmas

A kickass rock band from Albany, NY. They released Another Day at School in June 2002, and put on an amazing live show. Their website is www.thevelmas.com.

I went to go see The Velmas last night, and I don't think I'll ever see a show that good again!

by mike grosshandler December 18, 2003

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To Velma

The annoying instance when you're looking for your glasses and cannot find them because you cannot see without your glasses. A special brand of Catch 22 where in witch you are fucked. In reference to the popular hit television serious and movie franchise "Scooby Doo". Specifically referencing the character Velma Dinkley who's glasses would often drop from her face and she would not be able to find them again on account of her being (what must have been) legally blind without them.

Person A "Ah shucks, guys can you help me find my glasses I dropped them and cannot see where they are?"

Person B (Douch bag) "Naw man, you're just gonna have to Velma that shit"

Person A "OK"

by PrometheusNow September 16, 2015

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