satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Virani

Very charming, Bad boy and playboy. Girls Fantasize banging him and they DO.

His last name is Virani

by Someoneelseyouwannabang69 November 14, 2019

verania

The funniest person in a groul of friends kinda punkish, laughs weird, short and smart. She makes you want to squeeze her cheeks.

"You have to invite Verania to the party I must squeeze her cheeks."
"Okay"

by yo_yo-yo December 30, 2013

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

eugeni varakin

coolest russian hockey player ever

person1: do you know eugeni varakin? person 2: oh that really cool hockey player?

by elliot, victor, mathew January 1, 2009