Van is the most sexiest person i nthe world. hes a new zealander on outrageous fortune. he goes out with briony drysdale and is just so Freakin amazing! everyone loves him. hes a bit of a stoner but the man in romance. he takes sprinkles to a restaraunt to put on ur butterd bread = xxx
by Mrs Van West November 11, 2010
Get the Van mug.A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.
Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.
by kittykat223 October 29, 2011
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by BeerChuggin'German September 7, 2009
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Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
by Snkrfnd December 14, 2016
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