He is the most coolest person ever! He is so awesome and boss. When people mention the word 'VAN' it remind them of someone who is so septic and unique with his words. Van is a LIVING LEGEND and the best wrestler. EVEN BETTER than the RKO!!!!! Who ever reads this, you are blessed your whole life. Take your time and worship VAN. Did I mention he is HANDSOMe!!!!
Wow he is a Van
by Hhssssoowaoaa June 05, 2015
An abbreviation for "Virgin Ass Nigga."
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
by Snkrfnd December 15, 2016
An alternate way to spell v&. To be vanned is to be fucked by the FBI or hauled off in the party van (hence where the word came from).
by TheOneThOnly July 21, 2009
by Ziggy_Stardust May 28, 2005
Usually the type who are smart. This name is normally put on guys, and these guys are the type to be nice but if you make them mad, they are gonna smash you into little pieces.
by HumanMan123 January 06, 2018
Skateboarding shoes that can survive a nuclear holocaust, and usually have before they finally make it across the Atlantic. Always look dated, and will never wear out.
by StrokeCity December 06, 2004
Can be skated in, mountain biked in, hiked in, swum in, rock climbed in and anything else you can possibly imagine and still get about 3-5 years of daily use from them. Vans = Unsurpassed durability!
Other guy: Dude yours shoes must be like a year old!
Guy wearing the vans: Nope, theyre vans and theyre actually 5 years old. Suck on somma that!
Guy wearing the vans: Nope, theyre vans and theyre actually 5 years old. Suck on somma that!
by N8thesk8 May 28, 2006