by sjxkmdkmdcnckndsnknds October 30, 2017

Mrs Jasper: "would you like to volunteer to present your project"
You: "no"
Mrs Jasper: "ok well too late i voluntold (vall-uhn-tohld) you"
You: "no"
Mrs Jasper: "ok well too late i voluntold (vall-uhn-tohld) you"
by satanchild666 July 2, 2019

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari
jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!
by Jessica August 18, 2004

by I WANNA DI E December 8, 2018

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.
"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"
by Albytheway May 9, 2015

Someone who is easily offended by stupid shit said to them, or when he/she given criticism they shut down,studder and get butthurt. Vagina balls hurt since they want to act like pussies
Person 1-"fuck you you suck at your job"
(Thinking to myself like damn that really hurt my Valls)
Self-oh oh yeah well co-co-come get some you-you i-i-diot
(Thinking to self now, should have just shut up and not let Valls get best of me
(Thinking to myself like damn that really hurt my Valls)
Self-oh oh yeah well co-co-come get some you-you i-i-diot
(Thinking to self now, should have just shut up and not let Valls get best of me
by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D August 12, 2021

Someone trying to accuse you of sucking balls. but I’m all reality they’re admitting they’re gay and want to suck your balls.
Jeramy: hey dude you duck valls
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.
Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho
christy: LMAO come here and try it pretty boy
Jeramy:what?? I tried to say suck balls.
Christy: duck valls means you’re gay and want to suck MY balls tho
by Lizzyleeroy August 19, 2023
