Collin Valenti

Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.

I wish I could be a cool as Collin Valenti.

by hhggdhb November 19, 2011

valenta

A super cool chick that doesn't know when to say know but she is definitely one for the books! Valenta is such a good friend who can always make you laugh.

Omg valenta is so dumb! Ugh she's so valenta!

by alisonmilr April 2, 2017

Valentard

Someone (usually a guy) that is very attractive, in a rock-star sort of way. (Tall and skinny.) Usually plays an instrument of some sort and has piercings and tattoos. (They have no meaning; just because (s)he wanted one.) Tells Bill Brasky jokes after consuming one beer (Also very drunk at this point). Has a redneck hick sort of manner. Ususally clad in a baseball hat and mismatched flip-flops and cargo shorts. Very self-confident. Very horny, but also very stupid. Passes up sex with two very willing wo(men) on several occasions. Just a general prick all the way around.
Dry and sarcastic, you will learn everything you ever need to know in college from him/her.

Valentard: So, this one time I was in the back of a truck will Bill Brasky and a deer-

Girl: So, you wanna get out of here?

Valentard: Sure.....So you see this tattoo here. I just went in and said I wanted a tattoo.

Girl: Cool!

Valentard: So I play piano.

Girl: Even cooler! Good with your fingers, then, eh?

Valentard: So, I don't want a relationship out of this, I just wanna fuck.

Girl: Great! That's all I really want too! Can my friend (insert name here) come too?

Valentard: Sure!.....So, I totally don't have any condoms. Maybe some other time?

Girls: (Very pissed) Sure.

by Brittany Allen December 24, 2008

valethas

The act of consuming seminal fluid from a partner's posterior orafic following non-traditional quoitas.

It tasted so good as I did a valethas on him.

by Aesu October 1, 2007

valentinie

1. Anything pertaining to or having to do with Valentine's Day
2. Describing something that reminds a person of Valentine's Day

I have a really cute valentinie outfit that you will love.

by Mr.Alcali January 23, 2010

Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."

by Zsophia February 12, 2014

Valentinisieren

Means to loose something which might be found later again - or not.

Dude, my wallet was valentinisieren at the party yesterday. Hope it is somewhere.

Answer: I'm sure it is still at the party location - or not.

by BKL BKL April 18, 2018