Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.
Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!
Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.
Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.
Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!
Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.
Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.
Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010
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Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.
Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!
Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.
by World Wide Mike July 12, 2012
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Josh thought Jesus was pretty dope, but he wasn’t a fan of missing Sunday-afternoon football for church. He was a deeply committed vaguetheist and had a tacit agreement of mutual acknowledgement with the Lord.
by ZackE September 20, 2013
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The whole meeting, Meghan kept saying, "SOMEONE has been taking a dump in the potted plants in the office." She was just vagueshaming, but we knew it was Allen.
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Get the Vagulence mug.An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to "Hide" future updates by the perpetrator.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
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