Vagineedles

Vagineedles are the sharp pain a women feels on her menstural cycle. It feels as if someone is stabbing a needle all the way into your uterus. It’s not always on your period though- sometimes it’s spontaneous and quite rudely interrupts a good day.

Person 1: Dang, the Vagineedles are are really sneaking up on me today :/

Person 2: Yeah I know what you mean I got them last week

by HippieHeffer_22 September 9, 2022

Vagineese

The language of the Vagina

"I asked a girl for sex today and she rejected me... If only I could speak Vagineese, then I may have stood more of a chance."

by TheVagineese August 9, 2009

vaginasexual

To be vaginasexual is to be attracted to any type of person with a pussy. This includes women, pre surgery trans men, afab (assigned female at birth) non-binary people, ect. Being vaginasexual does not mean being heterosexual (for men) or a lesbian (for women). Vaginasexual is more of a preference of bisexuality.

guy 1: dude I thought you were straight
guy 2: well I'm vaginasexual, and this guy was wet and tight asf
guy 1: lmao ur totally bi

by fuckyoutoobrad October 15, 2020

vagineering

The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.

I lost my watch went I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.

by madnis August 21, 2008

vaginase

A hydrolytic enzyme that kills dirty penis bacteria. Vaginase is present in only .0005% of the human female population and all members of the extremely rare sea-born mollusk, the Split-Faced Hair Shark. Those lucky few that produce this mother of all degradative enzymes are completely immune to all STIs and STDs.

Wow girl, you got the bomb-ass pussy, but we can't get freaknasty...I got the clap. Oh honey, don't you worry bout' nothin', I got that crazy vaginase. Aint nothin' gonna get past this bearded clam

by Jerimansss May 29, 2007

vagineering

Being in charge of (or being first in line during) a gang-bang situation.

All you guys are going to have to wait your turn. I am in charge of vagineering this train!

by madnis August 21, 2008

vagineering

The act of performing gynecology.

Damn bitch, something is wrong with yo' pussy. That thing needs some serious vagineering.

by madnis August 21, 2008