vacation dick

A dick you get only on vacation.
Its usually a very nice one.

My boyfriend gave my ass the vacation dick, it was awesome.

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that you don't see on a regular basis.

My side nigga got that good vacation dick.

by 6duce33 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.

"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"

by Vacation dick June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick

Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.

Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael.
Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick

by Lingvistik May 18, 2016

vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie June 7, 2016

vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor May 28, 2016

vacation dick

The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.

Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.

by TazTheMan May 23, 2016