vacation dick

A large penis you wouldn't naturally want on the regular.

Girl 1: I couldn't have sex with him everyday he has a vacation dick.

Girl 2: So Maybe come back to it in a few months?

by Anarallath June 11, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you get only on vacation.
Its usually a very nice one.

My boyfriend gave my ass the vacation dick, it was awesome.

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

vacation dick

The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.

"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"

by Vacation dick June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick

Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.

Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael.
Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick

by Lingvistik May 18, 2016

vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie June 7, 2016

vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is a dick so long that a female can only handle it once or twice a year.

Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?

by Man11 May 30, 2016